Judging by the amount of money spent on The Green Lantern , somebody really wants us to see this kelly-green caper. Unfortunately, I’m done waiting on Ryan Reynolds now that I’ve already adored him in a scatfest from 2002 called National Lampoon’s Van Wilder . Is it a superhero’s tale? Not quite. Is it worth $300 million in production and marketing all the same? Yes, because I believe the price of dog ejaculation humor should be nine figures.